The CuisinArt

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Hello Blogosphere, I’m ready for my closeup. There will be an important note at the end of this post. The third part of the first part of this endeavor will reveal two truths. The second part of the first part of this blog will be the dissemination of my fake identity. The first part of the first entry will, in part, explain why this blog was created…

This blog was created with one purpose: To solve each, every, and all of the world’s problems. Big ones, tall ones, baby gap small ones, and regular medium shape sized ones. I welcome them all ones.

My name is Stockton Borealis (no it’s not).

I’m not going to solve all of the world’s problems, mostly because of my remote location relative to at least a bushel of problems currently plaguing the worlds (hyperspace included).

More accurately, this will function as a creative food processor for friends and colleagues. It is like This Site, except it is for writers. There are no creative limitations, only that you accompany your submission with some form of narrative supplement.

Published here will include short stories, news articles, youtube videos, movie, book, tv reviews and recommendations, and THAT’S IT! THE LIST FUCKING ENDS THERE! Just kidding, again. I know it’s not best for relationships to start with lies, but I think we’ll make it anyway. In actualness, I encourage written submissions of all kinds, and I will publish many of them. But don’t forget, they have to CHANGE THE WORLD, in some form or another.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Blogosphere is NOT a recognized cosmological term.

-stockton