The CuisinArt

Nerves, perhaps? Something didn’t feel right. A numbness of sorts had overtaken Meng Yau’s left hand. A stroke? He felt no pain, although when he looked at his fingers, speedily marching around the instrument’s neck, he saw his little pinkie about to fall off. There was no blood. Just the single digit, that tiny one on the end, dangling by a thin strand of skin. Swinging loosely as he continued to play.

This is odd, Meng thought as his pinkie broke apart from his hand entirely and fell to the stage floor in a tailspin.
Why, he wondered, did that just happen? Attempting to answer that question, Meng replayed the evening’s events in his head.

Though the park’s air was cool, all he had felt when this performance began was the hot lights above him, pushing sweat out his pores. The gerontocratic lawn before him, population on blankets and in folding chairs, applauded his entrance. Meng remembered trying to shake away a dizziness in his head as he took his seat, center stage, and readied his instrument.

He thought back to the crowd’s silence as he first poised his then full-fingered hand over the fret board. Eyes squinted out into the distance once more before closing in concentration, Meng raised his bow and placed it above the strings.

How unnecessarily dramatic, he had thought.

With a long stroke, he drew his bow across the hull of the object resting against his body. This first note, low and ominous, carried out across the night, spreading into nearby ears.

And a few notes later, his finger fell off.

Meng was convinced he had done nothing different than any other night’s performance. He pushed up his glasses and smiled outward to where tradition told him the audience lay. Perhaps none of them, he thought, have noticed a thing.

So, mostly blinded by brightness, he decided to forge ahead. To not let his sudden handicap deter his concert. He moved his hand a little faster and stretched his fingers a little farther to compensate for the missing member.

Forward and back, quickening in pace, the spell he was casting mounted in pace and grandeur. The longer it went, the more it took hold of him. He felt the heat dripping down his brow, and in opening his eyes to bat away a salty bead, he happened to glance at his left hand again. Both his ring and middle fingers seemed to have gone completely limp. Lacking any dexterity, all he was able to do was clumsily slide them up and down the instruments neck.

Fear finally took hold of him and he felt his stomach drop. What is happening to me? And as he finished that thought, both of his fingers broke off his hand and freefell to the stage floor, joining the pinkie.

My god, Meng gulped. And then he thought of the audience. Perhaps they will only think of this as a diminuendo.

And the heat from the lights was becoming unbearable. He felt covered in it. Dripping in perspiration. Surely, he thought, I look repulsive.

Breathing heavily, he reached up to wipe at the slime of sweat on his brow, but as he brought his hand down, he found it covered in hair. Wet hair, his own, sticking to his hand.

At this exact moment, his tongue discovered a small, hard object inside his mouth. He spit it into his lap. A molar. Tonguing around, he found a space in his mouth where a tooth used to be. And continuing investigation found the entire lineup to be loosening and ready to dislodge completely.

What a contretemps! Meng thought as he spit a few more teeth into his lap. What more could he do except attempt to keep track of them all?

It wasn’t long before Meng’s mouth was all gums.

He decided to stop playing then.

Rising from his chair, he wiped at his lower lip, which hung weighty on his face. Saliva dribbled out his mouth and down his shirt. He tried to speak but, to his surprise, his jaw had unhinged itself.

What a wicked role Fortuna has given me tonight, he thought. Then his legs gave out and Meng tumbled to the floor. The teeth he had cradled in his shirt spilt across the stage.

As he stared at the lights beaming down at him, he wondered what the audience out there must be thinking of him. All this work, he thought. Six years of college…

But his schooling could not save him from his undoing